Transformers Poised to Attack Portland
by mister jason™ on
Over at Blogtown, PDX
A horde of incognito Transformers disguised as gargoyles are lying in wait—ready to take over downtown Portland. Need evidence of my shrill Michael Bay-fueled conspiracy theory?
Exhibit A
As seen above Jake’s Grill.
about mister jason™
A post-hardcore rock-n-roller, graphic designer, amateur chef, typography nerd, coffee connoisseur, radio guy, motorcyclist, skateboard commuter, and a reluctant adult. He lives in Portland Ore. USA with the lovely Dr. Adrienne and Otto T. Dog.
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