Transformers Poised to Attack Portland
By mister jason • Sep 16th, 2008 • Category: AsidesOver at Portland Mercury: Blogtown, PDX
A horde of incognito Transformers disguised as gargoyles are lying in wait–ready to take over downtown Portland. Need evidence of my shrill Michael Bay-fueled conspiracy theory?
Exhibit A
As seen above Jake’s Grill.
mister jason™ is a post-hardcore rock'n'roller, graphic designer, amateur chef, typography nerd, coffee connoisseur, radio guy, motorcyclist, skateboard commuter, and a reluctant adult. He lives in Portland's Old Town area with the lovely Dr. Adrienne and Rocco the Dog.
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