Transformers Poised to Attack Portland
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Over at Blogtown, PDX
A horde of incognito Transformers disguised as gargoyles are lying in wait—ready to take over downtown Portland. Need evidence of my shrill Michael Bay-fueled conspiracy theory?
Exhibit A
As seen above Jake’s Grill.