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The Segway x2 Golf: Making Golf Even Less Strenous

By • Nov 9th, 2006 • Category: Transport

The Segway x2 It was just a matter of time. The x2 Golf is soon to be appearing on golf courses everywhere. I don’t golf near as much as I used to, but I still firmly maintain my anti-golf cart stance. For crying out loud! If people insist on calling golf a sport, you should at least include a little walk on the grass as a token expenditure of energy.

I’ll concede that this is at least an improvement over sitting on a typical golf cart. At least you’ll burn a couple of caloriies standing on the thing. Unfortunately, whatever value the x2 Golf adds in the order of exercise is easily offset by the extreme doucheiness of the Segway.

[tags]segway, golf, transport[/tags]

is a post-hardcore rock'n'roller, graphic designer, amateur chef, typography nerd, coffee connoisseur, radio guy, motorcyclist, skateboard commuter, and a reluctant adult. He lives in Portland's Old Town area with the lovely Dr. Adrienne and Rocco the Dog.
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