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Mrs. Marv Conjures My Merciless Chili of Quetzlzacatenango

By • Oct 6th, 2007 • Category: Eats

Missus Marv has posted my dangerous recipe for the Merciless Chili of Quetzlzacatenango. I couldn’t be happier. If for no other reason than I don’t …



Mrs. Marv’s Cliche Looks Delicious

By • Sep 18th, 2007 • Category: Eats

Every cook has their go-to ingredients and I sometimes feel like I’m not stretching enough by getting too stuck on my standbys. Mrs. Marv is …



Christopher Walken Is My New Favorite TeeVee Chef

By • Jul 30th, 2007 • Category: Eats

Hey, Food Network! Give the man a show.
If there were more demos like Chicken with Pears with Christohpher Walken, I’d be the happiest boy …



Esquire Redefines Food Porn With Giada De Laurentiis

By • Jul 24th, 2007 • Category: Eats

Esquire features Giada De Laurentiis in their Women We Love complete with a not-so-subtle photoshoot involving lots of tomatoes and cleavage.
I don’t watch her show …



Mrs. Marv is Becoming an Iron Chef of the Internets

By • Mar 30th, 2007 • Category: Eats, Notable Web Stuff

Mrs. Marv’s popularity has es-ploded lately. The most recent lovin’ is coming from Slashfood – Corn soup, the remix. Who knew remixing food was even …



Homemade Caramels : Not so tricky for the treaty.

By • Oct 29th, 2005 • Category: DIY, Eats

I have always had a helluva sweet tooth. My taste in candy varies, but I am by no means a sugar snob. If it’s sweet …