home of the proletarian elite

Author Archive

Kristin Battles the Bots

By • Nov 6th, 2008 • Category: Asides

Instead of “I will get back to you…love, kristin” it makes me say, “I will get back baby bad balls to you…love cretin”.
Kristin Battles the …



Four horsemen soon to follow.

By • Oct 27th, 2008 • Category: Asides

It’s a sign. Baconnaise.



RIP Rudy Ray Moore

By • Oct 21st, 2008 • Category: Asides

Rudy Ray Moore, master of the obscene, rhyming insult/threat died yesterday in Akron, Ohio at age 81. Who? Dolemite, muthafucka.



Craziest Obama Lawn Ever

By • Oct 4th, 2008 • Category: Asides

Over at Blogtown, PDX…

With the impending financial collapse of the anti-Bush tchotchke market, bumperstickered Subaru owners and political punsters everywhere are going to be wondering: …



VP Debates, Rickrolled

By • Oct 3rd, 2008 • Category: Asides

From Gizmodo
Chris Matthews and the CNBC crew did their best to report last night’s vice presidential debate between Biden and Palin, but it appears that …



The Design Entrepreneur, by Steven Heller and Lita Talarico

By • Sep 30th, 2008 • Category: Asides

At Core77…

Frank Kozik’s brightly colored toy smoking rabbit for Paul Budnitz’s Kidrobot typifies the intersection between graphic design and product design. Is it a product …



Transformers Poised to Attack Portland

By • Sep 16th, 2008 • Category: Asides

Over at Portland Mercury: Blogtown, PDX
A horde of incognito Transformers disguised as gargoyles are lying in wait–ready to take over downtown Portland. Need evidence of …



Television Without Context

By • Jun 26th, 2008 • Category: Asides

Paul Neave’s Neave TV has ruined my plans for being productive this afternoon. Random clips without context are surprisingly fascinating. So far…cavemen, helicopters, and robots.



Moo Soon Offering Business Cards

By • Jun 25th, 2008 • Category: Asides

Finally! Moo will be doing standard-size business cards. If you get on their mailing list, you’ll get 20% off when they start producing.



Fal-avorful Falafel

By • Jun 23rd, 2008 • Category: Asides

Weird. I was thinking about making falafel tonight. Thanks to Mrs. Marv, I don’t have to hunt for a recipe for falafel.