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Transformers Poised to Attack Portland

By • Sep 16th, 2008 • Category: Asides

Over at Portland Mercury: Blogtown, PDX

A horde of incognito Transformers disguised as gargoyles are lying in wait–ready to take over downtown Portland. Need evidence of my shrill Michael Bay-fueled conspiracy theory?

Exhibit A

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is a post-hardcore rock'n'roller, graphic designer, amateur chef, typography nerd, coffee connoisseur, radio guy, motorcyclist, skateboard commuter, and a reluctant adult. He lives in Portland's Old Town area with the lovely Dr. Adrienne and Rocco the Dog.
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