Alien Protection Device *Not* A Selling Feature
By mister jason • Oct 20th, 2005 • Category: Random OdditiesI reluctantly remind you that I grew up in Iowa. Reluctantly because the people in this story aren’t far from uncommon.
Police have taken away a device from a home in Davenport after its new tenants discovered a box containing what they thought was a bomb…the house’s former owner said it was designed to scare off aliens living underground.
The complete story. (via BoingBoing) Sadly, there are no photos.
mister jason™ is a post-hardcore rock'n'roller, graphic designer, amateur chef, typography nerd, coffee connoisseur, radio guy, motorcyclist, skateboard commuter, and a reluctant adult. He lives in Portland's Old Town area with the lovely Dr. Adrienne and Rocco the Dog.
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we sell a device which allows the user to communicate with extraterrestrial intelligence.visit http://www.lifetechnology.org/hyperdimensional.htm
Oh, you “sell a device?” I bet you do you wack-job. Is it walkie-talkie? After all you could use it to communicate with lumberjacks in trees–that’s kinda extraterrestiral…Or is it just a tinfoil had with a coathanger stuck in the top? Let me guess: If you actually take your medication, your “device” no longer works.
Hey racergirl, it’s a device, like, a superconductor or something, in like, in a mace can, or something, so get your facts straight!!! “Godhhhh!” (napoleon dynamite style)